Newborn view: You ain’t seen nothing yet

This Christmas season many Duluthians are in a boil over their recent property tax bill double digit increases. You can only wonder why they keep voting the way they do.

Looking ahead, one can conclude, you ain’t seen nothing yet. Duluth is in deep dung and when the Democrats take the White House next year, what are you going to give up?

The ISD709 Christmas Red plan and the City of Duluth’s catastrophic financial mess, together equal about a billion dollar delusional boondoggle, BDDB. Considering there’s a limited declining tax base to support the BDDB, when the Democrats federal tax increases hit the remaining Duluth middle class, hang on if you can.

The following cutbacks would be a good start:

Skiing at Spirit Mt.
A fish tank experience
Events at the DECC
Cable TV
Dining out
A night out to the movies
Second car
Heating your home over 60 degrees
A night at the casino
A vacation

Giving to charity

To all of my Scrooge Perfect Duluth Day fans: Yes I used the “C” word, Christmas. Now all of you politically correct freaks, get working a second job so you can pay for your internet connection and enjoy my musical salute below to an up and coming member of the Clowncil.

Snow job view: Clowncil tackles snow removal

Now that the Duluth Can Can Can’t City Clowncil has resolved the retiree healthcare fiasco through the fund raiser (click here), the Duluth News Tabloid investigate team, D-team, has receive a new surveillance video link from Cheaters of members of the Clowncil assisting with the snow removal from the two recent storms.

Taxpayers of Duluth can rest assured that the over $6,000.000 budget shortfall for 2008 is easily resolved with such clever cost cutting activities as demonstrated in the surveillance video link.

An anonymous tipster provided documentation that a Duluth coalition of euphorians called the DRR’s were concerned about the cheating of Duluth taxpayers by the union dominated Clowncil. Lead Cheaters Investigator, Joey Greco informed the DRR’s that Cheaters was unable to document any inter-clowncil improprieties by its members.

Your humble correspondent was unable to validate the acronym DRR as the time the story was released.